Who are you outside of capitalism?

Because when someone asks me about myself, I would much prefer having full social permission to reply with something like, “Hmmm, that’s a tough one. I might best describe myself as symbol of tomfoolery. Or perhaps a lover of little treats. Others, however, might classify me more as a friend to all cats.”

But apparently that is “weird” and “not an appropriate answer in a job interview” — so whatever.